is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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