Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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