yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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