After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
