There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
