So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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