either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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