I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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