i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
now i know why i became what i already was.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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