: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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