Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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