I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize