you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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