Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
