Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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