I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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