I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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