as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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