My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I am one with the molecules
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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