She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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