If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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