there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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