is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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