Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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