can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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