Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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