So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
