Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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