im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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