The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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