just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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