I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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