Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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