Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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