Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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