Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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