Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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