my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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