kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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