break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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