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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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