SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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