Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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