last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I licked your asshole in confidence.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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