no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we're making bets on your personal life
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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