I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
