I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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