I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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