my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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