So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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