But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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