I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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