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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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