i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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