your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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