i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
